ferocious-fallen-angel:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jaxblade07:

hipsterinatardis:

wolkenteiler:

Actual Advice Mallard.

Bad news for the guy with the forearm fetish.

The forearm one just saved me

THIS IS A WISE DUCK INDEED

Does the forearm one work for periods, too?

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

savedher:

maxscorpionr:

savedher:

Guardians of the Universe

I’m highly upset there’s a serious lack of jack

Jack was in this one. He can’t be in everything.

savedher:

maxscorpionr:

savedher:

Guardians of the Universe

I’m highly upset there’s a serious lack of jack

Jack was in this one. He can’t be in everything.