are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
I guess he forgot his roots.
did you just
the other day I was hanging out with some people and mentioned I was asexual and didn’t enjoy sex at all and one girl went “oh well you probably haven’t found the right person yet” and I’ve gotten kinda used to that so I sighed and went “no, being asexual-” and she immediately cut me off and went “oH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT YOU SAID BISEXUAL PLEASE DONT HATE ME IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO BE A BITCH”
My sting ray fell out of the chandelier
i don’t even know the context of this but this is the best post i’ve seen in a while
I told my dad that someone reblogged this and he wants it to be known that he was the one who started the whole ‘sting ray in the chandelier’ thing
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
I need winter I am too goth for this